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procrastacreation:

this is a tough one

procrastacreation:

this is a tough one

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billcosplay:

i had a book when i was a kid where u could write ur own knock knock jokes and im still laughing at it

billcosplay:

i had a book when i was a kid where u could write ur own knock knock jokes and im still laughing at it

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fffcuk:

the fix for our economy

fffcuk:

the fix for our economy

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ammarmali:

That half-hearted struggle to stop your relatives from giving you money.

“No no, really no, I won’t take it, please no…okay thanks.”

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scuttlepig:

And I say HEY! (HEY!)
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What a wonderful kind of day
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If you can learn to work and play
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And get
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jakemalik:

how to tie the strongest knot ever

step 1: put a pair of headphones in your pocket

step 2: wait 1 minute

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morfiantra:

evrel:

spacedalyssa:

I STUCK MY FINGERS IN MALFOYS MOUTH AND HE’S LIKE SLEEPING LIKE A DEAD CAT OR WAHTEVER AND I JUST PULL OUT HIS TONGUE AND HE JUST DOESN’T DO ANYTHING I’M LAUGHING SO HARD, OGMMF

you called your cat malfoy

that’s a great name

his father will hear about this

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