
i had a book when i was a kid where u could write ur own knock knock jokes and im still laughing at it
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That half-hearted struggle to stop your relatives from giving you money.
“No no, really no, I won’t take it, please no…okay thanks.”
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And I say HEY! (HEY!)
What a wonderful kind of day
If you can learn to work and play
And getalong with
each other
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how to tie the strongest knot ever
step 1: put a pair of headphones in your pocket
step 2: wait 1 minute
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I STUCK MY FINGERS IN MALFOYS MOUTH AND HE’S LIKE SLEEPING LIKE A DEAD CAT OR WAHTEVER AND I JUST PULL OUT HIS TONGUE AND HE JUST DOESN’T DO ANYTHING I’M LAUGHING SO HARD, OGMMF
you called your cat malfoy
that’s a great name
his father will hear about this
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along with
each other